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ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

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chekhov:

Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified

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• Friend: So you would have sex with Tom?
• Me: Yes.
• Friend: So if he needed $50 and offered to pay you back in sex, you'd do it?
• Me: Yes.
• Friend: Ah so now you're involved in prostitution. Wonderful wonderful.
• Me: What? No I-
• Friend: Alright say he had some coke, and wanted to have sex with you but you had to snort the coke with him as part of the arrangement, would you?
• Me: I mean, well I guess, *sigh* yeah.
• Friend: Mmhmm ok so now you're involved with illegal drugs.
• Me: Oh fuck off.
• Friend: Not finished! What if he wanted you to spy on the government for British Intelligence, would you do it?
• Me: I highly doubt that would eve-
• Friend: But would you?
• Me: Yes alright!?
• Friend: Ah so now let's add War Crimes to the list. Is he married?
• Me: No he's single. *smiles*
• Friend: Ok what if he was married. He hated his wife but for whatever reasons, he couldn't divorce her. Say he wanted to marry you, but you had to kill her to become his wife, would you?
• Me: Oh fuck it, yeah sure.
• Friend: Murder. Let's just think that over for a second. Murder.
• Me: How did this escalate so quickly!? I just want to have sex with him goddammit!
• Friend: What if he had gotten into a car accident and had facial-reconstructive surgery?
• Me: .... Would he still have his voice?
• Friend: Does it matter?
• Me: Huh! 'Does it matter'? HAVE YOU HEARD HIM!?
• Friend: Ok he didn't have his voice, like he's mute.
• Me: Then no.
• Friend: "Then" no? Jesus.
• Me: Your judgement of me is invalid. I'm not the only person out there who'd agree with all of these!
• Friend: Fine fine fine. Final question: You can have sex with him, but afterwards he gets to eat your face off.
• Me: What like the bath salts guy in Florida?
• Friend: Yeah
• Me: No fucking way! That's awful!
• Friend: SO LET IT BE KNOWN! For Tom Hiddleston, you would engage in prostitution, drugs, war crimes, murder, but where you draw the line ... is face eating.
• Me: Well one must have their limits.

Dante Basco (Zuko) on The Last Airbender movie.

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“I do NOT want a present-day Figure It Out! The original show was pure genius!”

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

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niallll-and-styles:

thejonashood:

Q: What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever been caught doing by your parents?

Harry: I can’t fucking say it on radio.

Emphasis on FUCKING

perlahaha:

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

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ceronprime:

My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff

your dad is good

i like it

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